I Am A Percussionist

-For Terry, who put me on the path to percussive greatness.  And also Mr.Cleveland, who constantly pissed me and terry off by calling the percussion section, "Drummers"



I am a percussionist,
NOT a "drummer"
I am a mallet player
a marimbaist
a vibraphonist
a xylophonist
Ich spiele Glocken*
a Tympanist
A Chimer
A Cymbler
A Snare and Bass drum player
I AM NOT A DRUMMER!!!!!
Drummers play drumset, I play percussion
I am a great percussionist, but I am a terrible drummer.

- S.Archinal

• Ich spiele Glocken means "I play bells" in German